Jackman, Winslet Careers Officially in the Crapper

From the Dept. of Best Metaphors Ever comes word of Sunday's Flushed Away premiere in New York:

Celebrities -- including stars Hugh Jackman and Kate Winslet -- and guests will slide down a 30-foot inflatable toilet slide onto the red carpet to celebrate the premiere of the computer-animated Flushed Away!

Naturally, publicists are encouraged to wear yellow, reporters must dress in brown and anyone who showers after midnight Friday will be banned from attending. At least it'll be easy for the photographers.

Posted at October 26, 2006 1:26 PM